And Filch’s long-hair-don’t-care, just-rolled-out-of-bed style really adds to his mystique. His heroic actions and muscular bod make up for the fact that this is borderline beastiality. Aren't the tortured and flawed guys always the ones we fall for? Oh, I’m sorry, is that not everything you require in a man?
But if Belle could get away with it, then so can I. Sure, he faked his own tales of heroism — but I'd listen to him spin a million webs of lies if it meant I could spend one majestic night alone with him in the Forbidden Forest. Mungo's, of course.) -Whitney Jefferson Guys, guys, guys hold on a second, let's talk about George freaking Weasley. If you’re into long blonde locks, man ponytails, and malicious Death Eaters then look no further. Lupin has a dark tortured secret (he's a werewolf, lol), dresses like a paralegal Belle and Sebastian fan, and is sufficiently sexually ambiguous (girls love that) that Thewlis thought the character was gay for the first few books until he marries Nymphadora Tonks. Here are a few choice words to describe Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt: Tall.
You know how Edward Cullen was a whining, moody sparkle-vampire who was no fun at all? Hi hello, look at Sirius Black embody everything that you love about DILFs without actually being a dad and therefore too old for you. And he keeps a diary, which is pretty frickin' adorable if you ask me. Let's not even pretend Mc Laggen isn't the sexiest wizard up in this joint. Those of us who had rooted for the awkward, orphaned underdog all along were given a massive reward: a sexual desire so intense for Matthew Lewis it could end only "when hell freezes over." -W.
Years before there was Twilight, there was Cedric Diggory: the sexiest captain of a Quidditch team in all of Hogwarts history. Let's not even front; Dean Thomas is the best thing to ever happen to Gryffindor and certainly the hottest thing flying around on a broomstick. ) Tall, dark, handsome, dimples to die for and fights off Death Eaters? Oh, and, him and Ginny aren't dating anymore so he's definitely single, y'all. With blonde hair that flows like a platinum waterfall, blue eyes that could get you to renounce Gryffindor, and a badass silver cane that could knock you off your broomstick, Lucius Malfoy is essentially a sexier man version of his wimpy son, Draco. But there's something dashing in his dark, lifeless eyes and luscious black hair.
it does make sense bc I'm a Slytherin pureblood but srsly...
this is the 3rd time getting Draco Malfoy on a test like this...
Cedric was the opposite: a heroic, athletic Hufflepuff who you found yourself rooting for (even though he competed against Harry in the Triwizard Tournament). The fact that Gary Oldman is the man they picked to bring his smouldering, brooding, magical bad-boy charms to the silver screen is just... Plus, he really knows how to use that snake of his. His jawline should come with a "sharp edges" warning label. Before Neville turned hot — which, let's face it, was a very real and unexpected thing that occurred seemingly overnight at the end of the movie series — we were all rooting for him to blossom from the duckling into a swan. JK Rowling taught English as a foreign language at evening classes in Portugal in the early '90s. He can transform into a rat which is basically like the hottest thing ever and his hair is so wild and crazy you know it's been properly tousled. The man has two heads, and one of them is the sexiest Dark Lord of them all, He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Tamed, Voldy himself. Fenrir Greyback is the guy your mom warned you not to date, but you just couldn’t help yourself. His light hair is like a beautiful curtain flowing in the breeze and hitting you in the face because it can't be ignored. Not to mention — dude's a freaking professional curse-breaker. Seriously professor, what potions do you use on those silky locks? But really, gorgeous hair aside, turns out Snape is quite the catch: He’s fiercely loyal (*cough* Lily *cough*), a prince (kinda), and right-hand man to BOTH Dumbledore and Voldemort. Bill got his battling a werewolf, so the six-inch cheek gash is really just a testament to his unrestrained manly bravado.