Yet, despite the busy schedule he finds time to provide personal coaching to women all over the planet.For now you can start with his download audio/transcript package Finding the One Online.“Let’s just say if you showed up at my door smiling ear-to-ear, soaking wet, from the rain with a single, bent over, red rose in hand, I’d probably wrap my arms around you, grab you by the hair and plant my lips on yours.”- Mariana“Yes, sure a romantic, candlelit dinner with a sizzling, 12 oz.NY Strip steak accompanied with garlic butter fries sounds enticing, but I’d rather get lost with you at the Dr.Although I quit doing the one-arm handstands on my bike; you are quite welcome to continue and I’ll be glad to stand by to pick you up and apply the neosporin. Hope you enjoy your evening.”“Ok that is the most fantastic profile written ever…do you really exist??
Not much better, just the usual boring, generic messages like, “I hope you don’t mind me saying you have a cute smile. Hope to hear from you soon.” You’re a pretty woman in your 30s or 40s, successful, available, looking for a genuine relationship with men who want the same.Unless you have expertise in humor writing, it may be prudent to forego attempts at creating with one-liners or amusing anecdotes will fascinate the reader. Sure, it was in my parent's back yard, my guitar was a broom and my best friend played some upturned trash cans for a drum set... I never did make it into KISS or any other band, but I'm still in love with the guitar... Now a little more about me..." ( This profile will work like a date magnet! If you can't recall a real-life vignette, try taking a quote and making it yours. A witty true story will show potential dates that you aren't prim and proper and boost your chances of receiving positive responses. Even the most amusing among us find it difficult to strike the perfect balance between writing funny and maintaining integrity. Because gestures and tone do not transfer to the page! I’m allergic to peaches (my face swells up, it’s quite a party piece) and I once got thrown into a French jail cell in a case of mistaken identity.” Take a childhood rhyme and give it a twist. As long as you're careful, it's OK to poke a little fun at yourself. “Things I like: pointless conversations, pub quizzes – though worryingly I only seem to know the 1980s pop questions –30 Rock.What you visualize funny in your mind will likely leave egg on your on-screen face. Who can resist learning more about a famous guitar player? When you're sitting, staring at a big, blank page of paper, it's tempting to resort to clichés like "I can't believe I'm doing this" or "I've never done this before". Here's a silly little ditty guaranteed to make people smile: Imagine you and me sitting in a tree KISSING.