Whether or not licking and fondling is considered tea bagging was once debated on The Howard Stern Show.
But when you’re 46, the pool of reasonable fish is rough…I’ve learned that a lot of guys my age group have small children, baby mama drama, and look like they’re several months pregnant. Younger guys who fit the bill of qualifications, right? I met this guy at our Martini bar spot a couple of weeks ago. He’s 36, educated and sounded like he handles his business, so when he asked me to dinner, I accepted the invitation…first, let me explain that I really don’t like going to dinner on a first date.
Clearly there was no spark or evidence of chemistry…on my part. Then he kept saying he wanted to see me sing at karaoke. Yes of course, who doesn’t like an ice cold Stella???
All I kept thinking was …fuck, I’m having dinner with stoned Chris Rock and I want to leave. He said he couldn’t believe I’m 46…and identified me as a cougar because he’s only 36…then he went there…called me a MILF. Here, I think he was stereotyping me…Filipino and Karaoke. I downed the beer and ordered another, pulled my phone out and texted my best friend demanding she and her boyfriend meet us a bar…after all, he did suggest that. Local ladies get one free Martini so I ordered my free one and he ordered his drink. He ordered himself a beer and asked me if I liked Stella. You’re probably wondering if the conversation was at least as good as it was on our phone calls.
Still a category of woman that every man longs to experience at least once in his life.
Every man has a different reason for why he would like to be with one, maybe it’s because their girlfriend had a hot mom when they were younger, perhaps it is due to the fact that they had a really attractive teacher growing up, but, one way or another, there is definitely a certain allure to having sex with an older woman.